oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
The deep seated psychological issues your father caused you
BREAKING NEWS: Iggy Azalea’s nudes leaked last night too.
I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want?
haha and then what? ;)
fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I explained “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit”
is a well person wondering
what the hell happened.
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